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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Sat Jul 08, 2017 5:49 am

JOKE: What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

Punchline to be delivered at a later date....
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:26 am

Spirit of the Tiger wrote:
JOKE:  What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?

PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:18 pm

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PUNCHLINE:  If we stick together we can stop this shit.  Very Happy
Ewww.  Razz

So three guys are sitting in a bar together, boozing the night away when a drunken old man staggers in.  He points at the guy in the middle and shouts, "Your Mom is the best lay in town!"

Everyone in the bar's expecting the guy to stand up and defend his honor, but he just sits there drinking.  So the old fool continues, mimicking the pelvic thrusting of coitus.  "I had her feet up on the headboard and I was just pounding away on that hot bitch!  Slap!  Slap!  And she just kept begging for more!"

The dude at the bar shakes his head and just keeps downing his beer, despite everyone in the tavern staring right at him.  So the old fool keeps rambling.  "I even got that bitch knocked up!  And she still wanted my man meat after that!  Yeah!  Your Mom's a filthy whore, boy!"

So the guy's buddies have a word with him.  "Dude!  Are you really going to take that from him?"

And the guy says, "Yeah, I kind of have to.  He's my Dad."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:28 am

I stayed up all night wondering what happened to the Sun. Then it dawned on me.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Joke of the Week   Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:46 am

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  Thats when I had to put my foot down.
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