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The House of Ainsley
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:30 pm

What about ordinary jousting? The kind with horses and lances? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:00 pm

X-Treme Jousting!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:16 am

You know all this talk about jousting make me think of a movie.

"Come back her nave so that I may brain thee." Jim Carry. Cable Guy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:03 am

Zounds! That reminds me: Aren't you that guy who once played some Fighter who jousted and unhorsed another Fighter who had ten Levels over him back in some D&D campaign or another?

That was epic. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:49 am

Awesome as that event was, that fighter could not have accomplished such a feat without the help of some lousy rolls by a DM that shall remain unnnamed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:15 am

Bah! You're just being modest. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:06 pm

*chuckles*

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:26 pm

Dear me.... I really, really hate that I've never actually played a classic DnD game. It sucks to think of what I've missed out on.

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:20 pm

...except that you're doing just that in the House of Ainsley forum over yonder. Wink

But if you're talking about traditional tabletop play with a rather large table, a gaggle of goofy friends, a pouch full of funny-shaped dice and a case of Mountain Dew...then yes, it sounds as if you've missed out. Dorm cops paying you a visit because the people down the hall can't tell a roleplayed scream from a real scream are optional. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:47 pm

For the love of a Deity! *catches funny bone on the door handle time and time again....*

Its really not funny anymore...

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:27 pm

Gods have names, you know. "Holy Zeus!" remains one of my favorite exclamations. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:51 am

Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen well my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:14 pm

I'm not sure how to respond to all this...

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:32 am

Just keep walking and don't make eye contact. That's how. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:09 am

Keep walking away this way I can stalk you while you back is tunred.Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:12 pm

Lacking expertise in your field, I must ask how exactly one would "tunr" his back. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:54 am

My plan is working. You are so confused by my spelling that you will not notice me sneaking up on you.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu May 02, 2013 7:21 am

No, you were so distracted with distracting me with your spelling that you didn't see my homegirl Wraith sneaking up on you.

Take him down, Wraith! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri May 03, 2013 5:53 am

On that note I will interrupt our regularly scheduled conversation with a funny story between a teacher and her student.

TEACHER:  Tommy if you have 10 cakes and someone asks you for two how many do you have left?
TOMMY:  I still have ten cakes because, I'm not giving any of my cakes to anyone.
TEACHER:  But what if someone takes two of your cakes without asking,  how many cakes do you have left now?
TOMMY:  10 cakes plus 1 dead body.    Smile

We now can return to our regularly scheduled conversation.


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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:21 pm

Presumably, our conserv conversation got knocked off its regular schedule for a while there.  Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:49 pm

Quite right you are. What should we strike up a conversation about this week?
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:33 pm

Reptiles. Definitely reptiles.

How 'bout those bearded dragons, huh? Wraith is so lucky to have these critters scampering through her back yard. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:58 am

Snakes have always been my favorite reptiles.  I have always wanted to make a shirt with about a 10 rubber snakes attached to it, then come running out of the reptile house at the zoo when there is a class of small children waiting to enter.  I would be screaming, "GET EM OFF GET EM OFF!!!" 

A cruel thought to be sure, but if would be worth it to watch their horrified expressions.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:17 am

Take pictures if you ever do go through with that. Posterity demands it! Very Happy
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