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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:36 pm

Zen saying of my own. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and eventually he will grow tired of fish and order pizza."
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:45 am

...As long as he has a pizzeria within driving distance, that is. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:03 am

But what if a man wants fish on his pizza?

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:59 pm

Canned fish on pizza, might be easier for him Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:14 am

Don't you all think that fish on a pizza sounds very unappealing? affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:08 am

Ever eaten anchovies on a pizza?

...Nope. Neither have I. pale
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:18 am

FOR THE WIN!

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:01 am

Good for you! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:44 am

HUZZAH!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:12 am

"I AM A WORLD BEFORE I AM A MAN. I WAS A CREATRUE BEFORE I COULD STAND. I WILL REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET. BEFORE I FORGET ME."

A line from Slipknot's song Before I Forget.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:34 am

Just so you know, Slipknot sucks. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:02 am

Killjoy
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:58 pm

Love ya too. Very Happy

Long live GWAR!



So sad about GWAR just losing their lead guitarist last month, though. Rock In Peace, Cory "Flattus Maximus" Smoot. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:12 pm

Must we have all this fighting?
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:16 pm

Now I wouldn't call it a fight, more like good natured poking between old friends. House of Ainsley and I have been poking fun at each other for close to 20 years.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:46 am

On that note, when are you coming by to stay with me and my family again? I live back in Texas now because I eventually decided that St. Louis sucks, and Mom finally followed me late last year. Very Happy

I still have that phone/answering machine combo with a bunch of your old answering machine messages, by the way. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:10 pm

Probably gonna use those saved messages to blackmail me or use in a smear campaign when I run for President.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:33 pm

Quite right. I have to persuade you to bring me in as your running mate somehow. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:03 pm

Really interesting conversation guys... no, really.

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:35 pm

Such an interesting conversation I think you should both run for President.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:10 pm

That would be nice to run for President, but being Evil Overlord of the Planet would be even more fun. Just in case I become an evil overlord I will remember this one simple rule. Never build only one of anything important and always carry two fully loaded sub-machine guns on me at all times.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:37 pm

Unilaterally, I will remember to have two fully loaded sub-machine guns on you at all times.

By the way, this seems like a good time to remind you that you still owe me 20 bucks.

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:44 am

Very funny Drakon. Why in the world do you think I owe you 20 bucks?
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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:40 pm

Why not?

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PostSubject: Re: The Vale A-B-C   Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:56 pm

X+L to the M power=N.

Just in case you think I should you give you any money in the future use this little math equation to find out how much money I will give you Lord Drakon. Here is how you figue it out. X is the ammount of money in my bank account witch is usually 0. M is the ammount of money you think I should give you. L is the ammount of laughter I will have when you ask for the money. You will notice that L increases exponentially the higher the ammount of money you are asking for. Finally N=No. So use this equation in the future when asking me for money.

Disclaimer= I know this might be cheesy, but its all I could come up for X.
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